Douchebag

Let the new social experiment begin! #409820849 lol. Im going to act like a douchebag from now on. I just dont see the point in it honestly. But hell you know what ill give it a go. Ive been invited to go swimming with two of my favs but i said no. I was invited to watch a movie 1 on 1 with another then a dinner and movie another. I said no to all of them! what am i left with? i very boring lifestyle lol. but hey, lets try it out. Im flipping over a new leaf and starting from scratch so i rejected these girls at least twice and i also cut it short with the conolis girl...dont think i was suppose to do that...she actually was a really cool girl and honestly she doesnt play the game so whoops. but anywho other girls im going to give it a couple days and ask how it went haha make them laugh and shit then ignore them again.

Thing about me is im a universal guy. I just figured that in the end being a nice guy builds the best relationships. I know alot of guys that hide so much from their girl for the first like...5-6 months. That is so stupid because they are in the relationship to be with you, not some figment of you. lol. At least thats how i see it. Getting to know someone is only half the battle to me, is what i learned from being in so many natural relationships. But hell. starting today, sign me up. Ill play the game. Watch me win and say, "this shit is stupid." but dont tell my future girl that. lololol.

As you can see im alive and motherfucking kicking and glad to be! But im bored because i hang out with girls alot and now i said no to hanging out with all of them. That must have threw them all in a blur because i never do that! haha im the friendzone guy that makes them laugh and takes care of them because their fucking boyfriends cant. lol. But you know what? I need to get laid. True story. I havent gotten ass in the past like..2 months. Thats a problem for me. When im not the nice guy im usually at the parties picking up dirty nasties lol but i havent been to any parties recently that allows me to do so! Im known by my buddies to be that guy that is making out with a girl 5 minutes after going into a party because the girl knows im there to play. lol but there are no parties! blah! i can foresee it already, this semester is going to get progressively drier. My friends are maturing and parties are turning more into bars. Thats why im getting my fake soon. But i have no place to bring girls back to so yeahh, ill have to mosey my way back in to the game lol. Swag. Call me a scumbag idc. Market is running low and men have needs! I only get older while the freshmen...there will forever be freshmen. lol dont hate the player hate the game lol.

So! social experiment is underway. unfortunately i cant treat lauren any differently cause shes actually leaving this sunday and i actually really want to see her lol. LAURENNN WHY U NO HANG OUT WITH ME?! T_T lolol.

You see now im making moves but im sitting right here. Its like when i went through that period of being super open not too long ago..the others there are just so many...some more profound than others. lol There was one period of time where i refused to pick up a girl without using a corny pickup line. lol. like Damn girl. and shell be like what. and ill be like..im not sure which is dirtier, my drink or you dancing with me. lol. It was a funny period of time where i just made corny pickup lines but theyre funny...it makes the girl laugh lol. then they think im a dork and i take it to that next step then blow her mind lol.

This is a fun blogpost haha. im ready to do shit up! gotta do a alot of internship research though so ttyl!